Funny Quotes From Inday

For the past several weeks, I’ve received several text messages about Inday. I’ve posted some of it on my textmates blog already, and some are still in my inbox. Well, who is Inday by the way? Well, it seems that she’s your all around maid that will surprise you with her answers about what’s going on around us. Here are some of her famous quotes:

A change in the weather patterns might have occured causing havoc to affected surroundings, the way debris are scattered indicated that the gust of wind is going northeast, causing damage to the path it is going. – Sagot ni Inday sa amo nung tinanong kung bakit nagkalat ang basura sa likod ng bahay.

Amo: Inday, kunin mo nga yung Vogue magazine. Inday: Ma’am, Vogyu, hindi Vog. Amo: Inday, Vog ang tamang pagbigkas. Inday: O sige na nga Ma’am, Vog na, there’s no need to arg!

Amo: Inday, ilang liters meron sa isang galon ng Coke? Inday: 4 liters ma’am! Amo: 4? Sure ka? Inday: Yes ma’am! Liter C, liter O, liter K, liter E. 4 liters!

Dear Ma’am/Sir, I hereby tender my irrevocable resignation as your employee, effective today. It has been a pleasant stay in your company, but owing to personal reasons I am compelled to move on. I would like to thank you and your good management for the wonderful experience accorded to me during my stay in your company. Yours truly, Inday. – Lufet ni Inday, in fairness!

Slap the face of that crazy bitch! You must show to her that regardless of the class we belong in the society, respect should not be put at risk! Angelika is nothing but an opportunist, heartless devila! I damn hate her! Duh! – Inday, watching Marimar.

Amo: Inday! Bakit may bukol si Junior? Inday: Compromising safety with useless aesthetics, the not-so-well engineered architectural design of our kitchen lavatory inexorably affected the boy’s cranium with a slight boil at the left temple lobe near the auditory organ. Amo: (nosebleed!)

You can find more funny messages, quotes and forwarded messages on textmates. This is NOT a sponsored post. Why would I pay myself in the first place? LOL!

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Marhgil Macuha

Marhgil Macuha is a Computer Engineer by profession. He is a professional network marketer in the Philippines, with business partners all over the world.

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