Macuha.com » Poetry http://www.macuha.com Making money online using SEO techniques. Sat, 06 Apr 2013 07:30:05 +0000 en-US hourly 1 Imagine No Internethttp://www.macuha.com/2008/06/poetry/imagine-no-internet/ http://www.macuha.com/2008/06/poetry/imagine-no-internet/#comments Thu, 12 Jun 2008 05:32:05 +0000 Marhgil Macuha http://www.macuha.com/?p=761 A quick modification of John Lennon’s Imagine after suffering from no internet connection for an hour last night. Just made for fun. Don’t expect too much. ;) Now, I present to you, Imagine No Internet.

I hope someone could sing this song on Youtube. :)

Imagine No Internet
Marhgil Macuha

Imagine there’s no Youtube
It’s easy if you try
No chocolate rain and happyslip
No dancing inmates too
Imagine all the people
Living life in peace

Imagine there’s no Digg
It isn’t hard to do
Nothing to digg or bury
And no link-spamming too
Imagine all the people
Living life in peace

You may say I’m a blogger
But I’m not the only one
I hope someday you’ll join us
And the world will blog as one

Imagine no internet
I wonder if you can
No need for getting online
And there’s no e-mail too
Imagine all the people
Free from all spams!

You may say I’m a blogger
But I’m not the only one
I hope someday you’ll join us
And the world will blog as one

I still prefer having the internet though. Youtube and Digg rocks! and Google Adsense too!

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Making Money On Blogs Is Not Easy
by Marhgil

Making money on blogs is not easy
You’ll have to be patient and not in a hurry
Coz if you are in a hurry and you get links very quickly
You’ll be thrown out on the SERPs much more quickly

Making money on blogs is not easy
You’ll have to follow Google TOS strictly
Coz if you’re in a hurry and you tell people to click the linkies
You’ll be thrown out of the program foreverly!

Making money on blogs is not easy
You’ll have to continue blogging consistently
Coz if you suddenly get tired and forgot to update your blog
Your earnings will go down so suddenly.

Ok. Stop singing. :) If you have something to add, go on. If you can sing it and video tape it and upload it on Youtube, go ahead. Just link to this post for your lyrics source, or I will sue you! Hahaha.

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Filipina si Sharon Cuneta.
Filipina si Lea Lasonga.
Filipina si Gloria.
Filipina si Imelda.
Lahat sila ay Filipina.

Filipina ang kasalamuha ko.
Filipina ang katrabaho ko.
Filipina ang kasama ko.
Filipina ang kasintahan ko.
Lahat sila ay Filipina.

Filipina ang lola ko.
Filipina ang nanay ko.
Filipina ang ate ko.
Filipina ang tiya ko.
Lahat sila ay Filipina.

Saan man ako magpunta.
Saan man ako mapadpad.
Akin pa ring hinahangad.
May makasamang Filipina.

Kayganda ng Pilipinas.
Kayganda ng Filipina.
Kayganda ng mundo.
Dahil may Filipina.

This post is my official entry to the Filipina Writing Project of W3O. Let me see if my SEO magic still works.

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]]> http://www.macuha.com/2007/08/poetry/filipina/feed/ 20 The Rain That Won’t Stophttp://www.macuha.com/2007/08/poetry/the-rain-that-wont-stop/ http://www.macuha.com/2007/08/poetry/the-rain-that-wont-stop/#comments Wed, 15 Aug 2007 02:17:56 +0000 Marhgil Macuha http://www.macuha.com/2007/08/poetry/the-rain-that-wont-stop/
rain umbrella
The Rain That Won’t Stop
It starts raining.
And it pours.
And it continues.
Without resting.
It just kept pouring.
I slept.
I woke up.
And it is still raining.
I went out.
The road is flooded.
My car?
How about my car?
It is still there parked beside the road.
As if nothing had happened.
I went there and drove it to a higher ground.
Thank God it is still ok.
But the rain.
It is still pouring all its waters.
It simply won’t stop.
Up to now, it keeps on coming.
And my job.
How could I go to my job?
All the classes were suspended.
But I must still go to office.
I must go.
But how?
The road in front of my house is flooded.
Knee-deep.
Shall I swim?
No.
I’ll just wait for the rain to stop.
I’ll just text my boss.
Dear Boss.
I can’t go to office.
The rain won’t stop.
The road is flooded.
I can’t swim.

This is dedicated to all office workers affected by the rains brought by typhoon Egay today!

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Just come back on Saturday.
A bright sunny morning greets me everyday.
A thunderous rain shower accompany me every night.
That is the climate here in Manila,
Which made me wish that Nokia
make a cellphone with built-in umbrella.
Rain, rain go away
Just come back on Saturday!

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