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Halloween Text Messages, Stories and Quotes

While others will have a significant drop in Adsense earnings on November 1 because less people will go online due to Halloween, I will not surrender without a fight. I will hijack halloween-related keywords! And this post is my guerilla’s technique to hijack them!

Actually, my wife already started hijacking “halloween text messages.” (She’s a full time blogger now.) My text messages blog is already on the first page too, and so is one of her posts. And I plan to put macuha.com on the first page too! 🙂 3 blogs on the first page is better than a single blog, right? Hehehe. You might want to join me, there are still 8 slots on the first page. Let the best hijacker win. 🙂

Ok, here’s some halloween text messages or halloween stories or halloween quotes you can copy and paste on your cellphone and send to your friends on Halloween. Actually, this is more of a story-telling type of text messages about Haloween.

  • One Sunday, a guy plan to go to church to pray for his girlfriend that died a week ago. That church was where both of them attended mass together. While walking for the entrance of the church, the guy suddenly felt weak, the more he gets further inside, the heavier his body become. As the mass ended, the guy was approached by a flower vendor and asked him, “Sir ang sweet mo naman.” He asked, “Bakit mo nasabi?” “Kasi, pinasan mo pa ang girlfriend mo papasok ng simbahan.” Happy Haloween!
  • A girl was on the way to the dorm. She’s the only remaining passenger on the jeep. She had taken this route many times before, so she was surprised when the driver suddenly changed his course. Alarmed, she told the driver she’s off to the dorm. After few minutes, they returned to the original route and the driver dropped her off the dorm, but before letting her, he gave her few words of advice. “Ineng, pag uwi mo, hubarin mo agad yung damit mo at kung pwede, sunugin mo agad. Iniba ko yung ruta para makaiwas sa disgrasya. Kanina kasi, pagtingin ko sa salamin, wala kang ulo!” Happy Halloween!
  • God gave me a gift wrapped in a glittering gold. So much to my delight, I opened it and found you! Si Lord talaga, October pa lang, pang hallowen na yung gift!
  • There is a group of students in a laboratory, each is holding a bottle of aborted fetus. One of them got her phone ringing and it was her dad. The girl ran screaming outside the lab. Why? Her dad on the other line said, “Asan ka ba? Bakit ang ingay, puro batang umiiyak!” Good night! Happy Halloween!

All of these text messages were copy pasted from my text messages blog. Note that some instances of the word Halloween is misspelled intentionally for reasons you already know. Hehe.

I earned a lot last Valentine’s Day, can Halloween beat my record? Let’s wait and see. 😀 Advanced Happy Halloween!

More Halloween text messages here.

Marhgil Macuha

Marhgil Macuha is a Computer Engineering graduate of Batangas State University. He is currently a Senior Solutions Developer at a Canadian IT company.

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