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While others will have a significant drop in Adsense earnings on November 1 because less people will go online due to Halloween, I will not surrender without a fight. I will hijack halloween-related keywords! And this post is my guerilla’s technique to hijack them!
Actually, my wife already started hijacking “halloween text messages.” (She’s a full time blogger now.) My text messages blog is already on the first page too, and so is one of her posts. And I plan to put macuha.com on the first page too! 
3 blogs on the first page is better than a single blog, right? Hehehe. You might want to join me, there are still 8 slots on the first page. Let the best hijacker win.
Ok, here’s some halloween text messages or halloween stories or halloween quotes you can copy and paste on your cellphone and send to your friends on Halloween. Actually, this is more of a story-telling type of text messages about Haloween.
- One Sunday, a guy plan to go to church to pray for his girlfriend that died a week ago. That church was where both of them attended mass together. While walking for the entrance of the church, the guy suddenly felt weak, the more he gets further inside, the heavier his body become. As the mass ended, the guy was approached by a flower vendor and asked him, “Sir ang sweet mo naman.” He asked, “Bakit mo nasabi?” “Kasi, pinasan mo pa ang girlfriend mo papasok ng simbahan.” Happy Haloween!
- A girl was on the way to the dorm. She’s the only remaining passenger on the jeep. She had taken this route many times before, so she was surprised when the driver suddenly changed his course. Alarmed, she told the driver she’s off to the dorm. After few minutes, they returned to the original route and the driver dropped her off the dorm, but before letting her, he gave her few words of advice. “Ineng, pag uwi mo, hubarin mo agad yung damit mo at kung pwede, sunugin mo agad. Iniba ko yung ruta para makaiwas sa disgrasya. Kanina kasi, pagtingin ko sa salamin, wala kang ulo!” Happy Halloween!
- God gave me a gift wrapped in a glittering gold. So much to my delight, I opened it and found you! Si Lord talaga, October pa lang, pang hallowen na yung gift!
- There is a group of students in a laboratory, each is holding a bottle of aborted fetus. One of them got her phone ringing and it was her dad. The girl ran screaming outside the lab. Why? Her dad on the other line said, “Asan ka ba? Bakit ang ingay, puro batang umiiyak!” Good night! Happy Halloween!
All of these text messages were copy pasted from my text messages blog. Note that some instances of the word Halloween is misspelled intentionally for reasons you already know. Hehe.
I earned a lot last Valentine’s Day, can Halloween beat my record? Let’s wait and see. 
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October 24th, 2008 at 12:02 am
Wow..pwde mki-join? try ko nga to…sana mgwork…parang malakas ka masyado sa google…wahehehe
October 24th, 2008 at 12:06 am
well i hope to duplicate what you’ve done… parang malabo… but i will try…
October 24th, 2008 at 10:37 am
whaw pre. Tumayo mga balahibo ko ah.
October 24th, 2008 at 12:48 pm
pasali din hehe
October 24th, 2008 at 12:53 pm
Meron akong scary pero sexy na post tignan nyo..hehehhe Click nyo lang link sa name ko..:)
October 24th, 2008 at 12:59 pm
kahit tanghali, tumayo mga balahibo ko ah… kakatakot. hehe. try ko ito.. pero panu ba mauna sa 1st page??? hehe… ahh, may naisip ako.. 4ward ko mga msgs na yan sa lahat ng nasa fonbok ko tapos i’ll add “visit www dot website dot com” 4 more halowen stories… den segurado ako efoforward dn nla ang msg sa lahat ng fonboks nila. try ko kaya toh. hehe
October 24th, 2008 at 3:03 pm
hahaha iba ka talaga pre…. o akala ko sa http://textmates.blogspot.com/ mo e post yan? hahay suko na ako pre… putcha! ang barat ng ads… 1 click 0.1 jusko.. aabutin ako ng sanglibong taon bago maging johnchow nyan…
October 24th, 2008 at 8:50 pm
ay putik natakot naman ako sa mga messages na yan. Horrorrrrrrrrrrrrrr
October 24th, 2008 at 9:24 pm
the blog of my wife was there on the first page too… last position
October 24th, 2008 at 10:42 pm
gusto koring sumali
October 25th, 2008 at 1:16 am
followed the guerilla’s technique, pretty interesting stuff, hijacking meaning?
October 25th, 2008 at 11:33 am
Don’t you have anything better to write about that hijacking keywords? Or maybe stop talking about hijacking keywords and post like it’s not about what you earn in the end.
October 25th, 2008 at 3:05 pm
That’s awesome. Text #1 is creepy.
And talking about the guerilla’s technique, I made a review for the Guerilla Blogger’s Strategy E-book in my blog.
Read it here:
http://www.eronerd.com/2008/10/review-of-guerilla-bloggers-strategy-e.html
October 27th, 2008 at 2:31 am
sali ako Marhgil
October 28th, 2008 at 6:05 am
Best of luck, Bud!
October 28th, 2008 at 5:11 pm
I love halloween. It’s gettig bigger and bigger in the UK
October 29th, 2008 at 10:54 am
I don’t know if this personal experience of mine can be included in halloween stories but it really is creepy more than seeing a ghost. It really happened an i’ve got some pics to show in my blog. If interested, here’s the link to my post about it:
http://www.kyubz.com/2008/10/25/they-mystery-of-our-resurrected-tree/
I will try to join and hijack some of the keywords above sir! Great job! I hope I can be on the first page soon! hehe. Still new to seo though. I won’t cross my fingers on this one.
December 29th, 2008 at 12:52 pm
Very interesting ha, sali ako para sa halloween di ako maubusan ng quotes.